How to piss off a sadist in 10 easy steps:

1. You are having a bad day, and make sure He knows full well how bad it is.
Maybe even photo bomb Him because you know He loves it.

2. Keep texting Him so you can drive Him crazy, and get him mad. And the more you text the more mad He gets. So…

3. Bring on the brat. Enough said.

4. Try your hardest to make Him feel guilty. He’s not catering to you, so dig deep and find out why.

5. Give Him several great reasons to beat your ass when He’s not so mad, and you are feeling better.

6. Remind Him that you don’t need sex, but you want sex, but not yet. You will get back to Him when you can fit it into your busy life. But also be sending naked photos of yourself, keep Him horny and frustrated.

7. Let life get to you real bad, you are having a meltdown. Then let Him know that you don’t know what you need. Confusion is key. And if He starts to text you to find out what’s wrong, stop texting.

8. Yell at Him, cuz its helpful and smart. Quickest way for Him to stop talking so He can wait for your temper tantrum to be over. What temper tantram? This is not a tantrum. He will expect you to apologize, don’t.

9. Now He is mad, because He was counting on some time with you, and you let your emotions get the best of you. It is all His fault anyway. Let Him know that.

10. Blame Daddy,  because its easier than blaming myself. He didn’t do anything wrong, but He is still to blame. And it’s fun to see that vein in His forehead pop out.

After careful thought, and comments/texts from other babygirls, i must add one more important trick to piss off your sadist,

*Poke them!!!*

Carry on

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11 thoughts on “How to piss off a sadist in 10 easy steps:

  1. I have no idea what you’re talking about.

  2. I love this! Having pissed off my fair share of sadists, I found myself chuckling all the way through.
    Great read!

  3. miss agatha armstrong says:

    Too brilliant x

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