I went to the Dr’s yesterday for a girl exam. Yay, so fun. The medical assistant asked me questions, very personal ones. She knows I have a boyfriend…
“So, how do you and your boyfriend have sex?”
My first thought, “is she kidding, she works in a medical office and out of all the people to ask about sex, she’s gonna ask me?”
M.A.: ” sorry, I have to ask.”
Me: “we have sex just like everyone else, he’s on top of me, puts it in.”
M.A.: giggles, a lot. Says, ” No, oral,vaginal,anal? ”
Me: giggling now too, but cheeks are red, plus my gay bff is with me. He’s shaking his head. ” why do you need to know?”
M.A. : ” we just have to ask.”
Me: ” ok, but I could have used a little more info, I almost went into details”
M.A. : laughing harder now.
Daddy, and my friends laughed hysterically about this. After I realized my mistake, I laughed all day too!
** what is new for me, is how Daddy handled it. While it was funny, Daddy was laughing with me, not at me. My abusive ex would have reminded how stupid I was. He would have laughed at me, why I never told him how many airheaded moments I have in the year, 6 months, monthly, weekly… stop there!
I love my Daddy!!! ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡